Nicolett speaking, pay attention

the only scene that made twilight watchable.

(Source: foreverstartingover)

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This is how I feel about holidays.

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)

New holiday classic.

I sang it. I have no regrets. It was wonderful.

Sang it. I MUST MEMORIZE THIS!

I sang it out loud. No regrets.

everyone’s getting in the holiday spirit!

i have found the perfect way to deal with mean people who just are no fun: don’t invite them to amazing parties. that way you make a point AND you don’t have deal with them. problem solved. genius. 

(Source: arentweallfairytales)